OMAE WA MOU ARCHIVE

You look around and see your backpack not too far from you. You were on your way home from school! How the fuck did you manage to get in the middle of the forest? On the rare days when it was cold, it was only chilly enough to wear a sweater, and even then, it got warm pretty quickly.) you were dressed like you just walked home from school. No wonder you were so cold, (You live in Arizona, so it was always hotter than Satan’s balls there. You pulled the hoodie back to look down you only had a thin, dark blue tank top underneath. The astronaut was halfway done cleaning the universe. You look down at your attire, simple jean shorts, sneakers, and an oversized, black hoodie with a design of an astronaut vacuuming the stars. The forest looked mucky, the dirt was slightly damp, the smell of rain lingered in the air, and the air danced around you, making you aware of how cold you were. Ignoring how your body ached in protest of your stupid decision to sit up, your brain finally realized its surroundings. You yelp in pain. What the hell.wait, are those trees?

You attempt to sit up, but that action was immediately dropped when pain stabbed your entire underside. You wake up with a jolt shocking your body, your heart beating unnaturally fast for someone who was just sleeping. But…why does it feel like you’re falling towards the sky? You shut your mouth, a voice in the back of your head telling you not to breathe in the water. You scream as you start to fall to your certain death. You look down at your feet, suddenly aware of how the Earth beneath you was, well, no longer beneath you. He rolls his eyes, accepting your hand before you pull him up on his feet “That’s so considerate of you.” But you did use my duck, so I think you deserve this,” You reach out your dominant hand to help him up. “Okay, so it’s probably sad, depressing vanilla sex with the lights off and your socks on. You almost feel bad for what you’re about to say. You absolutely did not know this for a fact, but it hit a nerve. “I know for a fact that you suck in bed.” “Wh-What would you know, huh?!” (F/n) blushes in shame. “Well, you’re not better off, you know,” You sigh as you stand up from the ground to stretch. “You don’t even have a sex life,” Your high school friend replies. You don’t remember how the topic of interest even got to this point, but you remember it started with you teasing him about a rubber duck and him being alone in his room for hours. You and your good friend, (F/n), were in the middle of a forest, (Wait, where even was this place?) talking about the many escapades you two most certainly never had. “My sex life is not depressing!” You scoff at your male friend. Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba Anime Spoilers.

Akaza | Hakuji (Kimetsu no Yaiba)/Reader.鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime).

OMAE WA MOU ARCHIVE

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